Need Me (Ebook)

A hilarious twist on How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days about the last single woman in her friend group who meets “Mr. Right” at the “wrong” time. 

Happily Ever After is overrated. There I said it.

Call me a buzzkill but after watching all of my friends and roommates succumb to the love virus, I’ve decided to sit this one out. Which isn’t as easy as it sounds. If you’re looking for a ring, then all you attract are one-night stands. Girls who prefer to fly solo, you guessed it – we attract nothing but Mr. Will You Marry Me?

So I’ve been playing a little game to see just how far I can go before I send these guys running for the hills. Until I meet my match. No matter what I do, this guy just keeps showing up. Listening when I vent about work, remembering my fears and being annoyingly present when I don’t want to be alone. And all the crazy stuff I do doesn’t even faze him. In fact, I think he likes it.

Which is a problem when I find out that my Mr. Outrageous has the power to ruin my best friend’s career. So I’m taking the gloves off. It’s time for Operation: Get Rid of Mr. Perfect. If being crazy didn’t get rid of him maybe I have to try the scariest thing of all.

Being myself.

WARNING: This book contains depictions of flying phallic objects, a smart-mouthed heroine, a tiny dog who likes to lick her butt and everyone’s favorite little furry buddy, Edward.

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Spicy office romantic comedy ebook bundle

Welcome to the Mirage Agency, the steamiest office in Washington, DC. M. Malone’s workplace romances turn fake dating, rival coworkers, one-night stands, and grumpy bosses into very real complications.

What you receive: 9 separate ebook files: Beg Me, Ask Me, Want Me, Need Me, Cheer Me, The Text, Tell Me, Mr. Steal Your Turkey, and Her Christmas Cakes.

Includes five series titles and four bonus short stories. The Mirage Agency series is also known as Mess with Me.

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While we've been talking, we've subconsciously moved closer to each other, and when she peeks up at me, she's so close I can feel her soft breath on my chin. All at once, she seems to realize how close we are and stands suddenly.

"I should go!"

"Not yet. Some of the Lavin team are staying on this floor, remember? We want them to believe we're really in l'amore."

Mya throws up her hands. "Well, how are we supposed to convince them of that?"

"For starters, they would expect us to share a room. They would expect us to want to share a room." I wiggle my eyebrows at her. "Maybe we should rock the bed and scream a lot."

I'm expecting her to laugh with me, maybe make a joke about screaming my name. But instead, she just looks skeptical.

Uncomfortable.

She shakes her head. "Like that's believable. That only happens in the movies."

"Are you saying you've never screamed before?"

Now, I don't want to overstate my case here, but I don't think it's a secret that I know my way around a woman's body. There are few things more satisfying than watching a woman lose her inhibitions, melt against you, and yes, scream your name.

So when I see that look on Mya's face, the truth of the situation hits me with all the subtlety of a two-by-four.

Prim, perfect Mya Taylor has never experienced that in real life.

And every part of me is dying to know how that is possible.

❤️ Welcome to The Mirage Agency, the steamiest office in Washington, DC! A completely inappropriate series of romantic comedies. ❤️

• Beg Me - Milo & Mya (enemies to lovers)
• Ask Me - Andre & Casey (one night stand)
• Want Me - Law & Anya (grumpy boss)
• Need Me - Vin & Ariana (second chance)
• Cheer Me - Ensemble Holiday Tale!
• The Text - Milo & Mya (short story)
• Tell Me - Andre & Casey (short story)
  
• Mr. Steal Your Turkey - Thanksgiving with Ariana (short story)
• Her Christmas Cakes - Christmas with Mya (short story)

Note: You will receive nine separate ebook files

GET THIS SPECIAL COLLECTION THAT INCLUDES: THE ENTIRE MIRAGE AGENCY SERIES + 4 BONUS STORIES!