You Ruin Everything (Ebook)

A hilarious new standalone romantic comedy about starting over and failing upward! 

This steamy, small town romance features a zany family, a cantankerous Victorian home, and an attack pug with latent anger issues.

The plan was simple: career, marriage, kids by thirty. Instead my stepfather’s company collapsed in scandal, and I lost everything — my job, my boyfriend, and the life I’d spent years building.

Now I’m back in Violet Ridge, Virginia, trying to patch up my Gran’s crumbling Victorian and praying I can find a handyman who doesn’t mind being paid in brownie bars and bless your hearts. Unfortunately, the only one who doesn’t require six months and a kidney is Hendrix Evers.

My best friend’s brother.
My worst enemy.

I’m mid-search for “how to sell a kidney” when Rix proposes a deal: he’ll fix the house if I let him live here rent-free. I say yes because I’m broke and desperate. Definitely not because of his forearms. Or that annoyingly cocky smile.

To everyone else, he’s a hardworking, small-town hero. But I know better. He’s rude, juvenile, and has a long history of ruining things for me.

So why does it feel like he’s the only one holding me together?

💕 City girl in a small town

💕 Grumpy / Sunshine ☀️

💕 Enemies to Lovers

💕 Quirky Victorian House

💕 Puppy 🐶 with anger issues

❤️ Welcome to The Mirage Agency, the steamiest office in Washington, DC! A completely inappropriate series of romantic comedies. ❤️

Beg Me: My rooster is on strike. Yeah, I can’t believe it either. But he’ll only crow for one woman. Spoiler Alert *she hates me* (Milo & Mya - enemies to lovers) (USA TODAY BESTSELLER)

Ask Me: Am I arrogant? Maybe. Do women still want me? Abso-F’ing-lutely. Then I meet the one woman who isn’t impressed. (Andre & Casey - one night stand, second chance)

Want Me: No strings attached. Sounds good, right? Except if I’m not her boyfriend ... the position is open for someone else. (Law & Anya - grumpy boss)

Need Me: Crazy sh*t every day keeps relationships away. Except there’s one guy who just keeps showing up. And if I’m not careful, I might get used to needing someone. (Vin & Ariana - second chance)

Cheer Me: Christmas has gone off the rails at Mirage! Holiday hosting. Baby panic. Secrets. And through it all Ariana is being remarkably normal. (Weird.) But when mysterious gifts start arriving, the Mirage crew discovers the real reason for the seaon. ( Ensemble Holiday Tale!)

Also includes:

• The Text - Milo & Mya (short story)
• Tell Me - Andre & Casey (short story)
• Mr. Steal Your Turkey - Thanksgiving with Ariana (short story)
• Her Christmas Cakes - Christmas with Mya (short story)

Note: You will receive nine separate ebook files

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While we've been talking, we've subconsciously moved closer to each other, and when she peeks up at me, she's so close I can feel her soft breath on my chin. All at once, she seems to realize how close we are and stands suddenly.

"I should go!"

"Not yet. Some of the Lavin team are staying on this floor, remember? We want them to believe we're really in l'amore."

Mya throws up her hands. "Well, how are we supposed to convince them of that?"

"For starters, they would expect us to share a room. They would expect us to want to share a room." I wiggle my eyebrows at her. "Maybe we should rock the bed and scream a lot."

I'm expecting her to laugh with me, maybe make a joke about screaming my name. But instead, she just looks skeptical.

Uncomfortable.

She shakes her head. "Like that's believable. That only happens in the movies."

"Are you saying you've never screamed before?"

Now, I don't want to overstate my case here, but I don't think it's a secret that I know my way around a woman's body. There are few things more satisfying than watching a woman lose her inhibitions, melt against you, and yes, scream your name.

So when I see that look on Mya's face, the truth of the situation hits me with all the subtlety of a two-by-four.

Prim, perfect Mya Taylor has never experienced that in real life.

And every part of me is dying to know how that is possible.

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